My good buddy Big Cheese over at JWAB recently sent me this clip of a Sony PS4 unboxing. The first thing that came to mind was the question:
“Is it wrong to want to have sex with a machine?”
I know it sounds a little sadomasochistic and fetishist. But I mean, just look at the video from T3!
The Playstation 4 looks SO GOOD. It’s totally UNGH worthy. It’s super sexy. It’s edgy (no pun intended). The combination of matte and glossy black say sleek. It’s got that “next gen” profile. I don’t really know what that means but whatever it is the PS4 has it. And I like it. A lot.
Unfortunately for me, I won’t be able to actually own this piece of tech perhaps till next year but Big Cheese will get his lucky mitts on it at release day. I’ll have to live vicariously through him for the next 365 days. That and I can watch all the PS4 pr0n I want on YouTube. Till then…
Mmm, baby got Back.