Happy Birthday, bud. In order to Commemorate your day I’ve decided to give you the gift of three choices.

1. You can actually try to bake your own Cheesecake.

2. You can decide to take your anger and frustration out in case you burn your cheesecake on Squishy Bird.

3. You can do both at the same time: bake while killing that Fucking feathered Bastard from Flappy Bird.

Anyways, here’s to you!